Don't You Go Out to No Clubs, Ted Ronno....

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Even if they all had their own partners, many of the younger musicians noticed there was another attractive, older man around. It was Rik who had told them it was Mick's father. This didn't matter but it was Ulfen that started the trajectory they were currently on. When Elsie went out shopping with the others, leaving Ted behind, the older Dane started encouraging the younger ones to take him out too.

It wasn't long before Mikkel, Aarne, and a few of the others were off to find Ted and take him out. Masculine men weren't really shoppers, or at least Mick wasn't usually, so Mikkel thought that maybe a bar would be better. Then it was the idea of taking him to a club for drinks. After all, Mikkel knew a lot more about the clubs in the area, strip clubs and dance clubs, than he did about regular bars.

This is what had the Dane scouting around the apartments for Ted Ronno this evening, dressed to the nines in his most feminine clothing. After all, Ulfen had mentioned the man like girls and not boys.

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"Maybe."

As Sydney flirted Mikkel leaned over giggling to encouraging the other blonde to kiss Ted. Fredrik would probably be the only one to hear this encouragement.

The choking was a perfect chance for this. Syn leaned over and kissed Ted's cheek. "Don't choke, love."

He used love because Ted had been.

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"What if I don't want you to stop---"

Mick frowned and then slapped his father lightly over the head. Fuck! Ted was being a dirty lewd bastard.

"That's enough, dad. Stop being a dirty old man. Syn here wants to drink with all of us without you leering over her."

The guitarist having to remember that Syn was a boy but had to keep the pretence up in public. Fredrik giggled and then sipped some Mule, offering the glass back to Mikkel. Mick's dad was so fucking kinky!

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Syn started to giggle into his drink. "It's ok. He's not the first old, married man that comes in here flirting with us."

Aarne was silent for once except for giggling because what else could he do. Mikkel took the drink back and took a big gulp of the Mule.

"You better before Sigurd shows up." Aarne commented because he'd seen Ted looking at all their legs, including Mikkel's which was a bad idea.

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"Old? Who are you calling old? I'm only forty eight! A spring chicken."

Ted laughed and sipped on his Mule once more, this time a little more slowly because it was powerful stuff. Everyone else seemed to take it fine, even the girls who were tougher than anything by the looks of things. They could drink like men and this surprised Ted.

"More like a dirty old crock. You should meet Hunter. He's a dirty old fox."

Mick grinning and looking to Aarne who knew all about that.

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Mikkel started to laugh. "You're almost 30 years older."

Syn still drinking and then shrugged. "I prefer older men. Boys my age don't know how to act."

He'd dated a few people his own age but they weren't invested enough in career. He was very invested in his career as a musician and a lot of others weren't as serious.

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"We've got a few older members on the tour. There's Sven, who's thirty and prefers men his age and Ivar---he's single."

Mick now pointing that out to Syn because it seemed a good thing in his mind. His father needed to stop acting like a horny bastard because he could be. Fredrik kissed Mikkel on the cheek and was enjoying himself with Syn tagging along.

"Sigurd is a dirty old daddy and Mikkel's other boyfriend. How old is he, Mikkel?"

Fredrik couldn't quite remember.

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"I haven't met many of the others yet." Syn mentioned but this was fun. "Ted acts like he's single. Dirty!"

Mikkel nudged Syn who scooted a little closer to Ted. It left the Dane giggling so much against Fredrik.

"27." Mikkel knew that Sigurd wasn't that much older, not really compared to others.

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"You soon will. Everyone is friendly even dirty daddy!"

Fredrik offering Syn a hair ruffle and snorted out giggles noticing how close the American was sitting next to Mick's dad. This was hilarious. Ted now feeling the effects of the Mule starting to make him drunk because it was so strong and he wasn't used to drinking it.

"Fuck, this stuff is strong! What do you think, lad? It'll make your chest hair grow faster."

Mick just laughed because he didn't have any chest hair at all being so blond.

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"Sigurd is really sexy. I saw him on stage a couple times." Syn knew that he could get away with that without getting a good slap from Mikkel over it.

"If you get drunk, I'll take care of you." Syn leaned in while sipping his drink. If Ted was going to get drunk then Syn would take advantage of it. Mikkel giving the mule back to Fredrik so he didn't get drunk too quickly.

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Fredrik looked to Mikkel wondering if he'd get pissed because of what Syn was saying regarding Sigurd. Most would get a slap or worse talking about the bassist but Syn was obviously a good friend of the Dane so could get away with it. Ted raised an eyebrow at Syn and smirked wolfishly.

"Oh? What do you mean, love?"

Mick inwardly cringing because his father was flirting with someone thirty years younger that him! That and he was a boy. Oh gods. Fredrik taking a few more gulps of Mule and then nuzzling into Mikkel's hair. Ted was such a dirty old dad!

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Syn started to giggle because this was all for fun. He wouldn't seriously sleep with a married man usually.

"Wouldn't you like to know?" Syn bumped his shoulder into Ted playfully.

Mikkel took another drink and started to laugh a lot over what was going on. "I think your dad likes my friend."

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Ted also wouldn't sleep with a girl he'd only just met. That and she was young enough to be his daughter, so it was wrong on all levels. Being married kept him grounded and he'd never cheat on his wife.

"You know I would but this--this is my true love."

The older man now kissing his wedding band on his left hand, noticing Mick sipping his Mule. Nothing wrong with flirting with the girls though, eh? Mick leant closer to Mikkel so that Ted couldn't hear.

"He still thinks Syn is a girl. You and Aarne too."

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"Aww you're a sweet man." Syn put his arm around Ted and kissed his cheek, more friendly than usual but also flirting some.

Mikkel leaned in to Mick and shrugged. "It's good. Everyone thinks he is." None of the boys he thought were girls were bothered by the idea.

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"Thank you for saying so, love. Elsie is everything to me. She's beautiful, sexy, caring and gives a good blowjob."

Ted now drunk was being crass without realising it. Fuck, he was trashed already? Mick now near choking on his drink at his father's words about his mother because he didn't need to hear it! Gods, he didn't.

"Oh god, dad. Shut up. I don't need to hear that."

Fredrik now bursting out laughing.

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Syn leaned his head against Ted's shoulder while giggling. "I'm sure she is. Mikkel's boyfriends like him for that too. He's really good at them from what I hear from the back room."

Mikkel went bright red and hid in Fredrik but Aarne was laughing so much while drinking. Aarne couldn't resist. "We're all good at them, maybe?"

He glanced at Fredrik and winked because he figured those two got into things like that together.

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The leaning against his shoulder was cute and Ted offered Syn a friendly pat to the head because she was a cute girl. Mick was just watching his father and getting more amused at how drunk he was getting on the Mule. At least he'd stopped being crass for the time being. Not that it would last long.

"What's your Joe like, Aarne? I hear most of you girls have hot young men for boyfriends."

Ted was curious, as he slowly sipped his Mule.

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"Perfect." Aarne always described Joe that way and he's so in love with the Brit that it shows.

"They're like twins, but Joe's shorter." Mikkel added. Aarne nodded in agreement. "They drink a lot and get crazy."

"Like you and your blonde there getting drunk and naked?" Aarne shot back playfully and Mikkel flushed red. It had Syn giggling so hard that he had to stop drinking for a moment.

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"We call Joe and Aarne the Trash Twins because they are fucking crazy and scream a lot. Not to mention trashed and do crazy things to piss Tom off."

Mick giggled and took another gulp of Mule feeling the drink begin to warm his cheeks. It wouldn't be too much longer before he became drunk. His father was going that way too by the looks of things. How many times had Syn kissed his cheek? It caused Mick to smirk.

"We like getting drunk and naked because it's fun!"

Fredrik now laughing and downing the rest of his Mule in one, giggling and then kissing Mikkel on the lips.

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"We all piss off Tom sometimes." Aarne corrected but he liked the older men and the way they looked after everyone's safety, even if it did ruin the fun sometimes.

The Fin started refilling everyone's glasses.

"It's Mikkel's job to get naked and have fun." Syn pointed out the obvious and then started to giggle. "Sometimes I get almost naked on stage."

Mikkel started to giggle into the kiss from Fredrik. "It's hot on the stage here. There's too many spotlights."

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"The time you lot flooded the hotel hallway with all those bloody bubbles. He went mad and even Robert got pissed."

Mick telling his father and Ted about it as well as Mikkel and Fredrik because it was before they joined the tour. The hotel often got a huge bill for vandalism caused by the punks as well as flooded bathrooms. These were but a few "mishaps."

"He gets naked with me back at the apartment so we drink and have fun then too."

Fredrik stroked Mikkel's hair and giggled into his drink. Ted just listening for a bit because the Mule was starting to affect him.

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"I heard about the sex dolls you filled with helium." Mikkel wished he had seen that since Rik said it was hilarious.

Mikkel was giggling so hard. "Sometimes daddy comes to sleep with us when we pass out on the floor. I think he carries us to bed sometimes."

Mikkel thought he did. The truth was some nights he didn't know how or when he and Fredrik got to bed. The likely assumption was Sigurd tucking them in.

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Ted nearly spat his drink out as he coughed and went wide-eyed. What?? What did Mikkel just say? Sex dolls? Bloody hell!

"What? Sex dolls filled with actual helium? As in floating around in the air? Bloody hell! Did you know about this, lad?"

The older man just staring at his son who was giggling into his drink, not just because he was getting drunk but because of the sheer fucking hilarity of Joe and Aarne. It was a sight to behold.

"Yeah, I knew about it, dad. Joe and Aarne made sex dolls of us all and we all had big cocks. Well, aside from the girl dolls who had pussy written where it should be."

Fredrik squeaked with laughter and nuzzled into Mikkel's hair.

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Aarne had been chugging mule and was starting to get loose lipped. "We set them free to fly around and visit people in New York City."

Aarne had such fond memories of those sex doll pranks that it had him grinning. Getting into things like that was one of the reasons he had fell in love with Joe. It was someone who never told him to tone down.

"We taped them all together like they were fucking." Aarne started to laugh. "Except for Hunter. We taped his sex doll hand to Gilly's ass."

Mikkel and Syn were laughing so hard there could be no response. Mikkel collapsed against Fredrik barely able to breathe around the giggles while Syn was still leaning against Ted and laughing too much to drink.

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"Why did you tape Hunter's hand to Gilly's ass? I've not met them yet so don't know what the joke is with that."

Ted just smiling anyway because it was very funny and just the sort of thing a load of drunken rock stars would get into. The Brit imagining streaking naked down the Strip or other such high-jinks. He knew his son had gotten into a few things himself, including fucking Ziggy live on stage.

"My own son fucked his future fiancee live on stage in front of millions. That took bloody balls, lad."

Mick just going red and giggling as Fredrik kissed Mikkel's cheek.

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Aarne stared at Ted for a minute and started laughing so hard that he put his head down on the table to try and stifle the giggling.

Syn hadn't met any of them yet either but he had a good idea why someone would do that. Fighting to control his giggles he leaned in to whisper to Ted, nearly pressing his lips to the Brit's ear. "I think Hunter must spank Gilly all the time."

Mikkel kissed Fredrik and started to control his giggles enough to drink a little more. "Mick is a dirty old man like Sigurd."

From Mikkel's, and a lot of the other band member's, perspective Ziggy was just 21 which made Mick the older of the two.