Don't You Go Out to No Clubs, Ted Ronno....

[oprorsk_sode]

Even if they all had their own partners, many of the younger musicians noticed there was another attractive, older man around. It was Rik who had told them it was Mick's father. This didn't matter but it was Ulfen that started the trajectory they were currently on. When Elsie went out shopping with the others, leaving Ted behind, the older Dane started encouraging the younger ones to take him out too.

It wasn't long before Mikkel, Aarne, and a few of the others were off to find Ted and take him out. Masculine men weren't really shoppers, or at least Mick wasn't usually, so Mikkel thought that maybe a bar would be better. Then it was the idea of taking him to a club for drinks. After all, Mikkel knew a lot more about the clubs in the area, strip clubs and dance clubs, than he did about regular bars.

This is what had the Dane scouting around the apartments for Ted Ronno this evening, dressed to the nines in his most feminine clothing. After all, Ulfen had mentioned the man like girls and not boys.

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[suomi_thunder]

"Perfect." Aarne always described Joe that way and he's so in love with the Brit that it shows.

"They're like twins, but Joe's shorter." Mikkel added. Aarne nodded in agreement. "They drink a lot and get crazy."

"Like you and your blonde there getting drunk and naked?" Aarne shot back playfully and Mikkel flushed red. It had Syn giggling so hard that he had to stop drinking for a moment.

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"We call Joe and Aarne the Trash Twins because they are fucking crazy and scream a lot. Not to mention trashed and do crazy things to piss Tom off."

Mick giggled and took another gulp of Mule feeling the drink begin to warm his cheeks. It wouldn't be too much longer before he became drunk. His father was going that way too by the looks of things. How many times had Syn kissed his cheek? It caused Mick to smirk.

"We like getting drunk and naked because it's fun!"

Fredrik now laughing and downing the rest of his Mule in one, giggling and then kissing Mikkel on the lips.

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"We all piss off Tom sometimes." Aarne corrected but he liked the older men and the way they looked after everyone's safety, even if it did ruin the fun sometimes.

The Fin started refilling everyone's glasses.

"It's Mikkel's job to get naked and have fun." Syn pointed out the obvious and then started to giggle. "Sometimes I get almost naked on stage."

Mikkel started to giggle into the kiss from Fredrik. "It's hot on the stage here. There's too many spotlights."

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"The time you lot flooded the hotel hallway with all those bloody bubbles. He went mad and even Robert got pissed."

Mick telling his father and Ted about it as well as Mikkel and Fredrik because it was before they joined the tour. The hotel often got a huge bill for vandalism caused by the punks as well as flooded bathrooms. These were but a few "mishaps."

"He gets naked with me back at the apartment so we drink and have fun then too."

Fredrik stroked Mikkel's hair and giggled into his drink. Ted just listening for a bit because the Mule was starting to affect him.

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"I heard about the sex dolls you filled with helium." Mikkel wished he had seen that since Rik said it was hilarious.

Mikkel was giggling so hard. "Sometimes daddy comes to sleep with us when we pass out on the floor. I think he carries us to bed sometimes."

Mikkel thought he did. The truth was some nights he didn't know how or when he and Fredrik got to bed. The likely assumption was Sigurd tucking them in.

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Ted nearly spat his drink out as he coughed and went wide-eyed. What?? What did Mikkel just say? Sex dolls? Bloody hell!

"What? Sex dolls filled with actual helium? As in floating around in the air? Bloody hell! Did you know about this, lad?"

The older man just staring at his son who was giggling into his drink, not just because he was getting drunk but because of the sheer fucking hilarity of Joe and Aarne. It was a sight to behold.

"Yeah, I knew about it, dad. Joe and Aarne made sex dolls of us all and we all had big cocks. Well, aside from the girl dolls who had pussy written where it should be."

Fredrik squeaked with laughter and nuzzled into Mikkel's hair.

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Aarne had been chugging mule and was starting to get loose lipped. "We set them free to fly around and visit people in New York City."

Aarne had such fond memories of those sex doll pranks that it had him grinning. Getting into things like that was one of the reasons he had fell in love with Joe. It was someone who never told him to tone down.

"We taped them all together like they were fucking." Aarne started to laugh. "Except for Hunter. We taped his sex doll hand to Gilly's ass."

Mikkel and Syn were laughing so hard there could be no response. Mikkel collapsed against Fredrik barely able to breathe around the giggles while Syn was still leaning against Ted and laughing too much to drink.

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"Why did you tape Hunter's hand to Gilly's ass? I've not met them yet so don't know what the joke is with that."

Ted just smiling anyway because it was very funny and just the sort of thing a load of drunken rock stars would get into. The Brit imagining streaking naked down the Strip or other such high-jinks. He knew his son had gotten into a few things himself, including fucking Ziggy live on stage.

"My own son fucked his future fiancee live on stage in front of millions. That took bloody balls, lad."

Mick just going red and giggling as Fredrik kissed Mikkel's cheek.

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Aarne stared at Ted for a minute and started laughing so hard that he put his head down on the table to try and stifle the giggling.

Syn hadn't met any of them yet either but he had a good idea why someone would do that. Fighting to control his giggles he leaned in to whisper to Ted, nearly pressing his lips to the Brit's ear. "I think Hunter must spank Gilly all the time."

Mikkel kissed Fredrik and started to control his giggles enough to drink a little more. "Mick is a dirty old man like Sigurd."

From Mikkel's, and a lot of the other band member's, perspective Ziggy was just 21 which made Mick the older of the two.

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"I'm not a dirty old man, you cheeky young bastard. Ziggy is---well--"

Mick was now laughing at Mikkel but had to be careful how to word what he was about to say because of the Anthean's real age which not many knew about. The guitarist taking a sip of Mule before thinking of how to answer.

"--there isn't too many years between us and I'm going to be his husband soon. The old man in slippers part will come later for me."

Ted gave his son a nudge and laughed.

"I met my Elsie when I was just 18. We married young and I had Mick when I was 20."

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Aarne stared wide-eyed at Mick while pausing mid-drink. He knew or suspected something was up with that comment and what Ziggy was.

"My mom was 19 when I was born." Aarne added but he wasn't sure about the Danes, and probably didn't want to bring that subject up.

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Mick was careful with his wording and did notice the look Aarne was giving him because the Fin was one of the very few who really knew about Ziggy and what he was. Ted nodded and realised just how close Syn was to him. She was such a darling.

"My mother had me and Johan when she was around 21 I think."

Fredrik trying to remember as he played with a few strands of Mikkel's hair. Mick looked up as he heard a fresh pair of heeled boots coming the group's way. Oh? More of Mikkel's friends? Nope. It was Ivar and Ulrik coming over with some drinks in their hands. Fredrik beamed at his band mate and then spotted Ulrik following behind.

"Mind if we pinch some seats? Ulrik and me decided to come here tonight since Sven and Hjalmar are at the other club."

[suomi_thunder]

Mikkel just buried himself in Fredrik's chest while people talked about families. He didn't even like to think about the subject.

Aarne glanced up and then around the table. The club was packed and the likelihood of finding an empty chair to pull up to the table was low. Aarne grinned and scooted back to pat his thigh. "You can sit in my lap, Ulrik."

It was a cheeky request but a friendly one. Syn glanced up and then at Mick and Ted. They had to make space.

Mikkel was the one who brought up the idea while giggling. "Ted, why don't you let Sydney sit in your lap so Ivar has a seat?"

The blonde singer turned so red but wasn't opposed to it. Sure the man was married but this was innocent enough.

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Fredrik could sense that the subject of families was not easy at all for both Mikkel or Aarne to speak about so was glad that Ivar and Ulrik had arrived to change the subject. Ulrik took a gulp of whiskey and then laughed at the seating arrangements because it meant he'd have to sit in Aarne's lap. Ah well, it was ok.

"Sure. I don't mind sitting in Aarne's lap if you get a seat, Ivar. Oh---I didn't know you had company here. I'm Ulrik by the way."

The young guitarist blushing a little as he held his hand out to the young boy sat close to the older man. Who were they? The older man did look a lot like Mick though so---was this his father?

"I'm Ted Ronno, Mick's father."

He went to shake Ulrik's hand and the tall boy's at the same time and noticed that new boy was tall and feminine but most definitely a boy. Ivar smirked at the idea of this glam boy sitting in Mick's father's lap. Mick himself was wide-eyed and just gawking at what Mikkel was suggesting.

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Aarne didn't mind Ulrik sitting on his lap. It was friendly and the Fin was a snuggler anyway, even with Tom and Robert sometimes. Aarne scooted back the chair to give the Swede space to sit.

Syn stood up and leaned way across the table in front of Ted to give Ulrik. "I'm Syn. My friend's band is playing right now, and I met Mikkel when he was dancing."

When he moved back, Syn sat on Ted's knee and got the bottle of mule to refill his glass, and anyone else's that needed.

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Ulrik got comfy on Aarne's lap and realised everyone was drinking Mule so downed his whiskey so his glass was now empty for his own drink of Mule. The young Swede knew how potent the drink could be for those who weren't used to it. Mick's father---was he drinking it too? Oh gods, then he would be trashed surely.

"Nice to meet you, Syn. I'm Ulrik, guitarist for Blixt and this long-legged drummer here is Ivar. He's drummer for the Harlots. Fredrik's band mate. Nice to meet you too, Mr. Ronno."

Ivar offered a little wave while passing his glass to Syn so he could get a drink of Mule. The drummer wanting to meet the young boy because he was cute and adorable looking.

"I make my own booze. Moonshine or gut rot as most band members call it. I used to have a still set up in the hotels when when stayed in New York. Then, I had a mobile one in the back of the tour bus. I take my equipment with me when we tour."

That part got Fredrik giggling because everyone got trashed on Ivar's booze.

[citycharm]

Syn took both Ulrik and Ivar's glasses to fill them while comfortably sitting in the older Brit's lap. "I'm a singer and guitarist." He mentioned while handing the drink back to Ulrik.

Mikkel smiled up at Ivar and patted the empty chair beside him for the drummer. "I've brought some of your hooch down here for Syn and the rest of the band to try when I was down here dancing while they played."

Syn remembered the burn of that booze.

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"Good to know. We've quite a few guitarists and singers on our tour. Hunter, Gilly and Sven are in the other club tonight so I brought young Ulrik along."

Ivar ruffling the boy's hair up, noticing a feint blush on his cheeks because he was cute. Syn though--he was super cute and the drummer couldn't help but stare a little because he was girly and pretty. Ted was now drunk with a hot boy in his lap which amused the fuck out of Mick, who was equally as drunk.

"My dad has a hot girl in his lap."

The words just tumbled out of Mick's mouth because he wasn't thinking due to the booze. Ivar grinned. Oh, was Ronno drunk already?

[citycharm]

"We're still a cover band mostly but we're hoping to record a few of our own songs this year." Syn was proud of that but to some of the older musicians it might give away how young he was for his band to be that new.

"If his wife was here he could have two hot girls." Syn leaned in and kissed Ted's cheek, flirting but playfully so and knowing this was no more than platonic fun.

Mikkel glanced over at Mick and giggled. "Are you jealous your hot girl isn't in your lap too?"

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Ivar and Ulrik nodded at Syn and were pleased that the young boy had started his career in music knowing full well that LA was a busy and often tough place for glam bands. The word "hot girl" had both Ivar and Ulrik frowning at one another. But---Syn was a boy, wasn't he?

"Mr. Ronno I think Syn is a---"

Mick's eyes went wide as he playfully jabbed Ulrik in the guts because he couldn't afford for Syn to be found out as a girl, not in front of his father or the club. Ulrik cried out then laughed because he'd been poked.

"Ulrik is a loud-mouthed band baby. Aren't you, mate?"

Fredrik quickly leaned over to whisper into Ulrik's ear about Syn being a boy but remaining a girl because of appearances. The Swede guitarist nodding and going bright red because Ted still thought the "girl" in his lap was a real girl.

"You know I'd love for Zig to be in my lap so I could touch his legs."

Ted snorted into his drink at his son's words.

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Syn wouldn't have minded but he was worried that Ted might get upset. Not everyone was ok with pretty boys, especially not men. Syn had learned a lot about that from Mikkel.

"There are a few band babies." Mikkel acknowledged and they were all cute.

Syn turned to Ted and wagged a finger. "Don't you get any ideas about my legs Mr. Ronno." The boy giggling as he sipped his drink. He was in tight pants which made a lot of people want to touch his legs.

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Ted giggled drunkenly and gently stroked Syn's hair for a brief moment before going back to his drink. Mick just gaping at his father's flirtatious behaviour for a moment, knowing full well that his father was drunk.

"Both me and Mick here love a good pair of legs on a girl, eh son?"

Mick blushing harder than before, wanting to hide under the table at his father's behaviour. Fuck! It was a good thing Elsie wasn't here. Ulrik looked to Fredrik and started to giggle because it was funny seeing someone's dad behave drunkenly.

"You behave yourself, dad. You're a drunk bastard and Syn here is much too young for the likes of you."

It was all good fun and Ivar just focused his attention on the young American because his accent was cute too.

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Syn was a little tipsy too and knew he was safe with this group of people. "You should see Mikkel dance. Are you dancing tonight?"

Mikkel flushed a little and then shrugged. "The place I'm dancing is down the street. We could walk down there."

"Awww. He is behaving, compared to a lot of the men that come in here." Which was an honest answer, even if Ted started touching his legs or something it would be less than some of the other drunks. Mikkel noticed how Ivar was looking at Sydney and giggled. He knew that kind of look because he saw it sometimes when he was dancing. Leaning in he whispered to Fredrik.

"I think your drummer likes my friend." He giggled even more.

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Ivar was up to following the group around to share some drinks and chill out with the new boy, Syn. Oh, he was so fucking cute. Fredrik giggled into Mikkel's hair and did notice the way the drummer was staring at the American.

"You reckon he likes Syn? Ted has his hands full at the moment too. Mick must be so embarrassed. If he drinks more Mule maybe he'll get hot and strip like he always does."

That caused Fredrik to laugh. Ted held Syn close on his lap so that the young girl didn't topple off because he knew he was drunk and she might be too. Mick swallowed more Mule and could feel the burn coat his throat.

"I'm up for seeing you dance, mate. Don't you be getting any stupid ideas though, dad."

Mick waving his finger at his drunken father, who in turn, giggled and downed the rest of his drink, hiccupping a little.

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Mikkel giggled and nodded to Fredrik's question. He thought for sure that Ivar was interested or at least checking him out.

Aarne started to laugh at the conversation. "OH! We'll have to get him some dollar bills. It's so rude to watch and not give tips." The idea of Mick's father tipping all the strippers had the Fin laughing so hard he was worried that Ulrik might fall off his slender thighs.

"The bottle is almost done." Mikkel noticed there was only a little mule left. "They'll let me dance. Maybe one of you will join me?"

The Dane eyed Aarne and Syn who both giggled, but the American also blushed pink at the suggestion.