Don't You Go Out to No Clubs, Ted Ronno....

[oprorsk_sode]

Even if they all had their own partners, many of the younger musicians noticed there was another attractive, older man around. It was Rik who had told them it was Mick's father. This didn't matter but it was Ulfen that started the trajectory they were currently on. When Elsie went out shopping with the others, leaving Ted behind, the older Dane started encouraging the younger ones to take him out too.

It wasn't long before Mikkel, Aarne, and a few of the others were off to find Ted and take him out. Masculine men weren't really shoppers, or at least Mick wasn't usually, so Mikkel thought that maybe a bar would be better. Then it was the idea of taking him to a club for drinks. After all, Mikkel knew a lot more about the clubs in the area, strip clubs and dance clubs, than he did about regular bars.

This is what had the Dane scouting around the apartments for Ted Ronno this evening, dressed to the nines in his most feminine clothing. After all, Ulfen had mentioned the man like girls and not boys.

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[citycharm]

Syn took both Ulrik and Ivar's glasses to fill them while comfortably sitting in the older Brit's lap. "I'm a singer and guitarist." He mentioned while handing the drink back to Ulrik.

Mikkel smiled up at Ivar and patted the empty chair beside him for the drummer. "I've brought some of your hooch down here for Syn and the rest of the band to try when I was down here dancing while they played."

Syn remembered the burn of that booze.

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"Good to know. We've quite a few guitarists and singers on our tour. Hunter, Gilly and Sven are in the other club tonight so I brought young Ulrik along."

Ivar ruffling the boy's hair up, noticing a feint blush on his cheeks because he was cute. Syn though--he was super cute and the drummer couldn't help but stare a little because he was girly and pretty. Ted was now drunk with a hot boy in his lap which amused the fuck out of Mick, who was equally as drunk.

"My dad has a hot girl in his lap."

The words just tumbled out of Mick's mouth because he wasn't thinking due to the booze. Ivar grinned. Oh, was Ronno drunk already?

[citycharm]

"We're still a cover band mostly but we're hoping to record a few of our own songs this year." Syn was proud of that but to some of the older musicians it might give away how young he was for his band to be that new.

"If his wife was here he could have two hot girls." Syn leaned in and kissed Ted's cheek, flirting but playfully so and knowing this was no more than platonic fun.

Mikkel glanced over at Mick and giggled. "Are you jealous your hot girl isn't in your lap too?"

[guitar_voodoo]

Ivar and Ulrik nodded at Syn and were pleased that the young boy had started his career in music knowing full well that LA was a busy and often tough place for glam bands. The word "hot girl" had both Ivar and Ulrik frowning at one another. But---Syn was a boy, wasn't he?

"Mr. Ronno I think Syn is a---"

Mick's eyes went wide as he playfully jabbed Ulrik in the guts because he couldn't afford for Syn to be found out as a girl, not in front of his father or the club. Ulrik cried out then laughed because he'd been poked.

"Ulrik is a loud-mouthed band baby. Aren't you, mate?"

Fredrik quickly leaned over to whisper into Ulrik's ear about Syn being a boy but remaining a girl because of appearances. The Swede guitarist nodding and going bright red because Ted still thought the "girl" in his lap was a real girl.

"You know I'd love for Zig to be in my lap so I could touch his legs."

Ted snorted into his drink at his son's words.

[citycharm]

Syn wouldn't have minded but he was worried that Ted might get upset. Not everyone was ok with pretty boys, especially not men. Syn had learned a lot about that from Mikkel.

"There are a few band babies." Mikkel acknowledged and they were all cute.

Syn turned to Ted and wagged a finger. "Don't you get any ideas about my legs Mr. Ronno." The boy giggling as he sipped his drink. He was in tight pants which made a lot of people want to touch his legs.

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Ted giggled drunkenly and gently stroked Syn's hair for a brief moment before going back to his drink. Mick just gaping at his father's flirtatious behaviour for a moment, knowing full well that his father was drunk.

"Both me and Mick here love a good pair of legs on a girl, eh son?"

Mick blushing harder than before, wanting to hide under the table at his father's behaviour. Fuck! It was a good thing Elsie wasn't here. Ulrik looked to Fredrik and started to giggle because it was funny seeing someone's dad behave drunkenly.

"You behave yourself, dad. You're a drunk bastard and Syn here is much too young for the likes of you."

It was all good fun and Ivar just focused his attention on the young American because his accent was cute too.

[citycharm]

Syn was a little tipsy too and knew he was safe with this group of people. "You should see Mikkel dance. Are you dancing tonight?"

Mikkel flushed a little and then shrugged. "The place I'm dancing is down the street. We could walk down there."

"Awww. He is behaving, compared to a lot of the men that come in here." Which was an honest answer, even if Ted started touching his legs or something it would be less than some of the other drunks. Mikkel noticed how Ivar was looking at Sydney and giggled. He knew that kind of look because he saw it sometimes when he was dancing. Leaning in he whispered to Fredrik.

"I think your drummer likes my friend." He giggled even more.

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Ivar was up to following the group around to share some drinks and chill out with the new boy, Syn. Oh, he was so fucking cute. Fredrik giggled into Mikkel's hair and did notice the way the drummer was staring at the American.

"You reckon he likes Syn? Ted has his hands full at the moment too. Mick must be so embarrassed. If he drinks more Mule maybe he'll get hot and strip like he always does."

That caused Fredrik to laugh. Ted held Syn close on his lap so that the young girl didn't topple off because he knew he was drunk and she might be too. Mick swallowed more Mule and could feel the burn coat his throat.

"I'm up for seeing you dance, mate. Don't you be getting any stupid ideas though, dad."

Mick waving his finger at his drunken father, who in turn, giggled and downed the rest of his drink, hiccupping a little.

[citycharm]

Mikkel giggled and nodded to Fredrik's question. He thought for sure that Ivar was interested or at least checking him out.

Aarne started to laugh at the conversation. "OH! We'll have to get him some dollar bills. It's so rude to watch and not give tips." The idea of Mick's father tipping all the strippers had the Fin laughing so hard he was worried that Ulrik might fall off his slender thighs.

"The bottle is almost done." Mikkel noticed there was only a little mule left. "They'll let me dance. Maybe one of you will join me?"

The Dane eyed Aarne and Syn who both giggled, but the American also blushed pink at the suggestion.

[guitar_voodoo]

Mick was getting a little nervous about his father now being drunk and surrounded by all these hot "girls." Seeing dancers might cause the man to become more rowdy and start throwing dollar bills at them all. He lit up a smoke and exhaled away from the crowd. Oh fuck. Parents!

"I'll have some more Mule, love. Just before we head out to Mikkel's club to see more hot half-naked girls dancing!"

Fredrik laughed at Ted and kissed Mikkel just underneath his ear. Ivar knew this would be a fucking riot so wanted to come along to watch everyone get trashed. Mick and his father were already half way there it seemed.

"Are you asking me to come up and slide on the pole, love? I might be too old and do my back in."

Mick shoving his dad because he was gone. Drunk on Mule and being crass again.

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Syn poured the last little bit of Mule out for Aarne and Ted then set the bottle down. His own glass was almost empty. "Mikkel will be one of them."

Mikkel leaned in and kissed Fredrik. "You're not allowed to. You're a boy."

Aarne was getting very drunk too and leaned in. "Don't you have the pole people slide down?"

Mikkel glanced at Syn who both looked at Ted and then burst into a cascade of giggles.

[guitar_voodoo]

Ted frowned not knowing what Aarne meant but then it clicked and he burst out into laughter because the Fin girl was so dirty! Fuck, it was. Mick just drinking the last remainder of his drink, praying his father wouldn't make a complete fool of himself in the next club.

Of course he would.

"Ooh, you dirty girl you! My pole is very slideable and no doubt Mick knows that too with his sexy Ziggy."

Bloody hell!

"You're a dirty old bastard, you know that?"

Ulrik just sat quietly drinking but smirking at the chaos.

[suomi_thunder]

Everyone seemed to be close to finishing their drinks and Aarne wasn't nearly done with this trash.

"Some of us are as good licking a pole as sliding on it." Aarne winked and patted Ulrik to stand up. Mikkel was red as a cherry in the face now.

Syn giggled so much more. "I heard something about Ulrik being like Mick with his gingers."

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Ulrik was now blushing into his drink because Aarne was being dirty as per usual, not that it phased any of the other band members, because they were used to the Fin being crass. Ted though--he was now wide-eyed and staring at the Fin because he never knew girls could have such filthy mouths!

"We both like our red haired hot girls, eh Ulrik?"

The Swede nodding to Mick and shooting a side glance to Aarne because it was awkward talking about Dee in front of new people, especially Mick's dad, who seemed to be a party animal and a huge flirt. Standing up, Ulrik got off Aarne's lap and made way so that people could get out the table.

"Right then, girls. Boys. To the next strip joint to see some pussy!"

Mick just swore under his breath at his drunken father, who patted Syn's legs to get ready to move.

[suomi_thunder]

Aarne gave Ulrik a hug since he knew the Swede was probably getting embarrassed. Mikkel and Syn were both standing so that everyone could get up when Ted said that line. The two blondes shared a wide-eyed look and then burst into giggles. Mikkel didn't even know what to say and blushed even redder if that was possible.

"You have no idea." Aarne commented which only made Syn giggle harder. The young blonde nearly crying from the giggles. He wondered what it would be like when the Brit discovered they weren't girls.

[guitar_voodoo]

"Come on, dad. Let's get some fresh air as we walk to the next club."

Mick rolled his eyes at his drunken father while at the same time putting his arm around the older man's waist to support him if he wobbled whilst drunk. Just how much Mule had he drank? It was hard to say since he was drinking at the same speed as everyone else. Mick himself was a little drunk but nowhere near his father's level.

"Thanks for the Mule, girls. It's so fucking strong and good! It heated my bones up nicely."

Fredrik glanced to Mikkel and knew this night would be a chaotic shit show with everyone drunk.

[suomi_thunder]

Aarne knew where they were going too and started clearing a path to the front door so they could walk down the street. Mikkel hung on Fredrik and took Syn's hand so he didn't get lost in the sea of people. The singer was tipsy compared to the other two blondes.

"The Body Shop?" Aarne asked once they were all on the street. Mikkel nodded and they would walk slowly, have to because of Ted probably. Mikkel just shaking his head and giggling. "Do you think Ted will pass out.

[guitar_voodoo]

Ulrik nodded to Ivar when they mentioned The Body Shop. Both boys knew it well and so did Fredrik who was holding onto Mikkel, walking along with him and Syn. Mick was holding onto his father so he didn't trip up whilst walking or fall down drunk. He was trashed but able to walk so far.

"He might pass out if he gets more booze in him."

Mick now answering Mikkel as Ted fumbled for his smokes inside his jeans pocket.

[oprorsk_sode]

It was a short walk and Mikkel nodded to Mick and mouthed the words "iced tea" to help sober the older Brit up. They could all tell him that it was a fancy drink.

The Dane was just drunk enough to nuzzle into Fredrik. He hadn't even thought about the fact that what he was wearing wasn't the best for stripping but it was too late for that now. He could borrow something.

Aarne had gone ahead and was at the door asking about a table for the group.

[guitar_voodoo]

Mick understood and nodded, hoping the iced tea would help sober the older Brit up because right now he was trashed and struggling to light up his smoke. Mick helping his dad light up, giggling at his drunken state.

"We'll get you sobered up, dad. You'll feel a bit better."

Ted just frowning a little at his son, laughing and wanting to tip the hot girls who will be stripping in the club. He didn't think he was even that drunk just because he'd had some strong Scandi booze. Mick knew better.

"I think you're dad is drunk."

Ivar whispering to Mick who knew very well.

[oprorsk_sode]

Aarne had got them a table right at the end of the stage by the pole. He had also acquired a huge stack of five dollar bills for everyone.

Mikkel gave Fredrik a kiss when they got inside and headed toward the back so he could get ready. Syn was already following Aarne to their table but he looked concerned for Mick's father.

"Are you doing ok, Ted?" He smiled and was sure the man didn't need any more booze.

[guitar_voodoo]

"I'm ok, love. Just a bit drunk because that Scandi booze was bloody strong! Maybe a hot cup of tea might help me focus a bit better. I don't want to miss out on all the hot girls in the club, do I?"

Ted giggled and then gave Syn a gently ruffle of the hair, noticing how Ivar looked at the younger blond. Oh? That was a needy stare, surely. Maybe Ted was imagining it because he was drunk. Mick would make sure his father would get something non-alcoholic to stop him from getting even more wasted.

"This will be fun!"

Fredrik now kissing Mikkel's cheek and sliding an arm around the Dane.

[oprorsk_sode]

"We can get you some tea." Syn could get that from the bar once Ted was sitting. The blonde wasn't yet aware of how Ivar had been staring at him.

Mikkel gave Fredrik another kiss. "I need to go get ready." I'll be out soon. "Don't get too drunk without me."

[rebellisk_tarta]

Ted nodded and knew that would be best because he didn't want to fall over or embarrass his son in that way even if he was a troublemaker. Syn was such a sweet girl and the Brit knew he'd made a new friend tonight.

"I won't get drunk without you, Mikkel. See you soon!"

Fredrik laughed and kissed the Dane on the cheek, before watching him go back stage to get ready. Ivar and Ulrik sat down at the table, looking around and wondering what would happen with Mikkel dancing and Mick's father drunk. Syn was on the drummer's mind and he wanted to sit next to him.

"Would you like to sit with us, Syn? Ulrik can budge up and you can sit next to me if you wanted."

Ivar wondered about seating arrangements and knew Syn was looking after Mick's dad, which was cute in itself.

[citycharm]

Syn sat on the other side of Mick's dad to help out with him. Aarne though was flashing a stack of bills his way. "I got you something Ted."

Aarne noticed now too and made sure he sat all the way at the other end of the table so Ivar could get next to the blonde if he wanted. He was about staring a hole through the young man.

There would be another girl out before Mikkel since he would have to get dressed and find stuff to borrow too, maybe, since he hadn't dressed for this.