Don't You Go Out to No Clubs, Ted Ronno....

[oprorsk_sode]

Even if they all had their own partners, many of the younger musicians noticed there was another attractive, older man around. It was Rik who had told them it was Mick's father. This didn't matter but it was Ulfen that started the trajectory they were currently on. When Elsie went out shopping with the others, leaving Ted behind, the older Dane started encouraging the younger ones to take him out too.

It wasn't long before Mikkel, Aarne, and a few of the others were off to find Ted and take him out. Masculine men weren't really shoppers, or at least Mick wasn't usually, so Mikkel thought that maybe a bar would be better. Then it was the idea of taking him to a club for drinks. After all, Mikkel knew a lot more about the clubs in the area, strip clubs and dance clubs, than he did about regular bars.

This is what had the Dane scouting around the apartments for Ted Ronno this evening, dressed to the nines in his most feminine clothing. After all, Ulfen had mentioned the man like girls and not boys.

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Syn poured the last little bit of Mule out for Aarne and Ted then set the bottle down. His own glass was almost empty. "Mikkel will be one of them."

Mikkel leaned in and kissed Fredrik. "You're not allowed to. You're a boy."

Aarne was getting very drunk too and leaned in. "Don't you have the pole people slide down?"

Mikkel glanced at Syn who both looked at Ted and then burst into a cascade of giggles.

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Ted frowned not knowing what Aarne meant but then it clicked and he burst out into laughter because the Fin girl was so dirty! Fuck, it was. Mick just drinking the last remainder of his drink, praying his father wouldn't make a complete fool of himself in the next club.

Of course he would.

"Ooh, you dirty girl you! My pole is very slideable and no doubt Mick knows that too with his sexy Ziggy."

Bloody hell!

"You're a dirty old bastard, you know that?"

Ulrik just sat quietly drinking but smirking at the chaos.

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Everyone seemed to be close to finishing their drinks and Aarne wasn't nearly done with this trash.

"Some of us are as good licking a pole as sliding on it." Aarne winked and patted Ulrik to stand up. Mikkel was red as a cherry in the face now.

Syn giggled so much more. "I heard something about Ulrik being like Mick with his gingers."

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Ulrik was now blushing into his drink because Aarne was being dirty as per usual, not that it phased any of the other band members, because they were used to the Fin being crass. Ted though--he was now wide-eyed and staring at the Fin because he never knew girls could have such filthy mouths!

"We both like our red haired hot girls, eh Ulrik?"

The Swede nodding to Mick and shooting a side glance to Aarne because it was awkward talking about Dee in front of new people, especially Mick's dad, who seemed to be a party animal and a huge flirt. Standing up, Ulrik got off Aarne's lap and made way so that people could get out the table.

"Right then, girls. Boys. To the next strip joint to see some pussy!"

Mick just swore under his breath at his drunken father, who patted Syn's legs to get ready to move.

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Aarne gave Ulrik a hug since he knew the Swede was probably getting embarrassed. Mikkel and Syn were both standing so that everyone could get up when Ted said that line. The two blondes shared a wide-eyed look and then burst into giggles. Mikkel didn't even know what to say and blushed even redder if that was possible.

"You have no idea." Aarne commented which only made Syn giggle harder. The young blonde nearly crying from the giggles. He wondered what it would be like when the Brit discovered they weren't girls.

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"Come on, dad. Let's get some fresh air as we walk to the next club."

Mick rolled his eyes at his drunken father while at the same time putting his arm around the older man's waist to support him if he wobbled whilst drunk. Just how much Mule had he drank? It was hard to say since he was drinking at the same speed as everyone else. Mick himself was a little drunk but nowhere near his father's level.

"Thanks for the Mule, girls. It's so fucking strong and good! It heated my bones up nicely."

Fredrik glanced to Mikkel and knew this night would be a chaotic shit show with everyone drunk.

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Aarne knew where they were going too and started clearing a path to the front door so they could walk down the street. Mikkel hung on Fredrik and took Syn's hand so he didn't get lost in the sea of people. The singer was tipsy compared to the other two blondes.

"The Body Shop?" Aarne asked once they were all on the street. Mikkel nodded and they would walk slowly, have to because of Ted probably. Mikkel just shaking his head and giggling. "Do you think Ted will pass out.

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Ulrik nodded to Ivar when they mentioned The Body Shop. Both boys knew it well and so did Fredrik who was holding onto Mikkel, walking along with him and Syn. Mick was holding onto his father so he didn't trip up whilst walking or fall down drunk. He was trashed but able to walk so far.

"He might pass out if he gets more booze in him."

Mick now answering Mikkel as Ted fumbled for his smokes inside his jeans pocket.

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It was a short walk and Mikkel nodded to Mick and mouthed the words "iced tea" to help sober the older Brit up. They could all tell him that it was a fancy drink.

The Dane was just drunk enough to nuzzle into Fredrik. He hadn't even thought about the fact that what he was wearing wasn't the best for stripping but it was too late for that now. He could borrow something.

Aarne had gone ahead and was at the door asking about a table for the group.

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Mick understood and nodded, hoping the iced tea would help sober the older Brit up because right now he was trashed and struggling to light up his smoke. Mick helping his dad light up, giggling at his drunken state.

"We'll get you sobered up, dad. You'll feel a bit better."

Ted just frowning a little at his son, laughing and wanting to tip the hot girls who will be stripping in the club. He didn't think he was even that drunk just because he'd had some strong Scandi booze. Mick knew better.

"I think you're dad is drunk."

Ivar whispering to Mick who knew very well.

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Aarne had got them a table right at the end of the stage by the pole. He had also acquired a huge stack of five dollar bills for everyone.

Mikkel gave Fredrik a kiss when they got inside and headed toward the back so he could get ready. Syn was already following Aarne to their table but he looked concerned for Mick's father.

"Are you doing ok, Ted?" He smiled and was sure the man didn't need any more booze.

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"I'm ok, love. Just a bit drunk because that Scandi booze was bloody strong! Maybe a hot cup of tea might help me focus a bit better. I don't want to miss out on all the hot girls in the club, do I?"

Ted giggled and then gave Syn a gently ruffle of the hair, noticing how Ivar looked at the younger blond. Oh? That was a needy stare, surely. Maybe Ted was imagining it because he was drunk. Mick would make sure his father would get something non-alcoholic to stop him from getting even more wasted.

"This will be fun!"

Fredrik now kissing Mikkel's cheek and sliding an arm around the Dane.

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"We can get you some tea." Syn could get that from the bar once Ted was sitting. The blonde wasn't yet aware of how Ivar had been staring at him.

Mikkel gave Fredrik another kiss. "I need to go get ready." I'll be out soon. "Don't get too drunk without me."

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Ted nodded and knew that would be best because he didn't want to fall over or embarrass his son in that way even if he was a troublemaker. Syn was such a sweet girl and the Brit knew he'd made a new friend tonight.

"I won't get drunk without you, Mikkel. See you soon!"

Fredrik laughed and kissed the Dane on the cheek, before watching him go back stage to get ready. Ivar and Ulrik sat down at the table, looking around and wondering what would happen with Mikkel dancing and Mick's father drunk. Syn was on the drummer's mind and he wanted to sit next to him.

"Would you like to sit with us, Syn? Ulrik can budge up and you can sit next to me if you wanted."

Ivar wondered about seating arrangements and knew Syn was looking after Mick's dad, which was cute in itself.

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Syn sat on the other side of Mick's dad to help out with him. Aarne though was flashing a stack of bills his way. "I got you something Ted."

Aarne noticed now too and made sure he sat all the way at the other end of the table so Ivar could get next to the blonde if he wanted. He was about staring a hole through the young man.

There would be another girl out before Mikkel since he would have to get dressed and find stuff to borrow too, maybe, since he hadn't dressed for this.

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"You got me something, love? You shouldn't have. What's this? Money? Oh, dollar bills. Are these for the strippers?"

Ted instantly loving the idea. Mick took a further look and realised they were stacks of five dollar bills. Everyone could take a go at tipping the dancers because that's what you did inside a strip club and surely Mikkel would benefit too, even if it was for a bit of fun.

"Nice one getting the bills, Aarne."

Ivar now smiling and realising Ulrik was a bit out of his depth, being a band baby and not much into the glam scene as some of the others in his band. Yet, he'd dated Bjorn, hadn't he? So, he must knew how it worked. He was just shy.

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Aarne and Syn were now busily doing things. Syn was getting drinks while Aarne started to distributed money.

"You have to or they'll kick you out." Syn mentioned as he came back. Whiskey for everyone, except Ted who got an ice tea. The first girl was out, pretty, tall and slim which was the type for this particular club. No doubt why Mikkel got a job here.

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"Oh, I know how these places work, love. I'm not such a spring chicken as you young ones here. I've seen the world but this place----it's something and oh! Look at her!"

Ted now transfixed on the first girl coming out onto the pole. Tall, pretty and slim. Of course she was and Ted Ronno was staring like a hungry wolf. Mick rolled his eyes but allowed his father his moment of fun because why not? It wasn't doing anyone harm. He too had his stack of bills clasped in his hand.

"Uh--do we throw these at the girls? I've never done this before."

Ulrik speaking up with a feint blush over his cheeks. He'd dated Bjorn yes but he'd never tipped strippers before.

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Syn smiled and shrugged. "I'm not supposed to be drinking." He admitted since he was underage but no one asked. Aarne was glad that everyone was having fun.

Mikkel was almost ready in the back and preparing to go out and dance. He still needed to pick a song.

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Ulrik didn't really know what to do with his bills so handed them up to one of the girls dancing hoping she'd take the money that way. Fredrik holding onto his, waiting for Mikkel to come out so he could shower the Dane with his money.

"I think this one likes me because she keeps winking when I throw bills at her."

Ted laughing as Mick just stared and couldn't believe his father was out in LA within a strip club. Whatever next. He'd have to tell Ziggy all about it.

[citycharm]

The girl dancing could see that Ulrik was shy and so leaned down and kissed his cheek when she took the money. They also knew that these were Mikkel's friends and to show them some fun though she had also heard about the drunk old man.

Syn started to giggle. "She's flirting with you to get more money. That's how this works."

He couldn't believe that the old man didn't know about strip clubs. Syn and Aarne both turned over a few bills to the woman currently dancing too. She deserved it because she was working and that was how this job got paid.

Mikkel was a little later than usual coming out because he was fumbling around to try and find something that would fit since he was much taller than the other girls. Eventually, he bought an outfit from one of the other girls and slipped his cropped net shirt and cropped black leather jacket on over it. He also had the perfect song.

Syn got excited when he heard the first notes of the song. "Oh! Mikkel is coming out." He knew the song long before he saw the blonde walking down the stage toward them.

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Mick knew Mikkel would be coming out soon so wondered what the boy would be dressed in. No doubt Fredrik would be releasing his dollar bills in a big pile once his boyfriend left the changing rooms. Ted was having the time of his life too, laughing and tipping the girls dancing.

"Oh, he is? I've got my money ready for him!"

Fredrik holding his money ready to shower the Dane in bills once he came out. Then, Mikkel came out and everyone stared. Mick's mouth dropped open at what he was wearing. Fuck! It was kinky and there was literally nothing to it. Was this normal attire for the Dane? Probably.

Ted just gaped slack-jawed at Mikkel and began throwing bills towards the Dane. Fredrik screamed in delight and threw his bills too. Ivar was smiling because Mikkel obviously knew what he was doing being a professional. It was cute.

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Mikkel was good at this and he practiced constantly. That left him strutting down the stage only to wrap his leg and effortlessly swing around the pole. Aarne screamed for him, enough that others in the bar were looking over at all the rowdy people.

Mikkel had to try not to laugh at all the slack jaws. It was hilarious, especially Ted who looked like a deer in headlights. The Dane snatched a bill out of Fredrik's hand and then blew him a kiss but he turned to Ulrik and stepped on the table, turning and dropping his jacket in the young guitarist's lap. It was all in fun and Syn was laughing so hard. This was why he loved hanging out with the Dane, everything eventually got crazy.

Turning on the table he stepped back on the stage and wiggled a finger at Ted, now just in the leather straps and the net shirt. He looked like a topless girl, aside from the sheer shirt that covered nothing. As long as ted, like most, imagined he was just a small chested girl everything would be normal.

"Go give them some money." Syn encourage Ted with a bit of a pat on the shoulder.

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Ted was indeed slack-jawed right now as he kept throwing money at the strippers, Mikkel in particular because she was such a long-legged girl! That Fredrik was a lucky boy to have such an attractive girlfriend. Fuck! This was a bloody riot!

"Look at Mikkel, lad. She can move, eh?"

Mick now getting dragged to the front of the stage by his father where Mikkel was dancing. Ulrik blushed and giggled when the jacket fell in his lap. He'd not been involved in strip club culture so all this was still new to him.

"Mikkel!"

Fredrik screaming and giggling whilst throwing more bills towards the Dane. Ivar sipping his drink watching the chaos from afar, more interested in Syn than anything.

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Mikkel stole a kiss and another bill from Fredrik while waiting for Ted and Mick to get to the stage. Not only did he have long legs but he was now sliding down into the splits to be on the same level with the Brits when they got to the stage. As he got down to a full split he made like he was going to slip the shirt off too but didn't.

Syn was busy taking pictures of Mikkel, because this was a dirty outfit for sure. He was soon scrolling around in Mikkel's phone, left on the table, for Sigurd's phone number to text him all these dirty pictures.

Aarne leaned over to Ulrik and giggled. "Is this your first tease?"