"Thank you for saying so, love. Elsie is everything to me. She's beautiful, sexy, caring and gives a good blowjob."

Ted now drunk was being crass without realising it. Fuck, he was trashed already? Mick now near choking on his drink at his father's words about his mother because he didn't need to hear it! Gods, he didn't.

"Oh god, dad. Shut up. I don't need to hear that."

Fredrik now bursting out laughing.