"Illegal? Well then, I won't bloody show my ass off then."

Mick just rolling his eyes at his father and clapping his hand on Ted's shoulder to steer him away from staring at the scantily clad girls. Honestly, the man needed to stop being a bloody dirty bastard!

"Don't start anything, dad. Behave. Mam will box your ears if she finds out you've been staring at young girls again. Like you did on the plane getting here."

Ted giggled a little and nodded. He'd chatted up the air hostess and got a wallop off Elsie.